Capture the diamond

The Don makes Goblin King Jareth an offer he can't refuse. The diamond thus slips into my hands!

I hide that diamond in one of those fancy combination safes, hidden behind a painting. Now here's the deal: all the paintings look the same, but only one hides the safe - the rest are traps.....!

 

I check the paintings with my friend Admiral Akbar. I never trip a single trap as he seems to have a sixth sense about those things.


I give the diamond to Dr. Robotnic saying that it is a dormant Chaos Emerald.

 

I ask Sonic to get it for me.

I hide the diamond in my home in Cloudsdale.

 

I slay the dragon with..... errr..... "something" and retrieve the diamond.

I place the diamond in a pile of rock candy, and somepony ate the diamond.

 

Using cartoon physics, I reach in their mouth and pull it out.

I place the diamond under the care of Angel the bunny

 

I give Angel 'The Stare' and she drops it and I take it.

I give the diamond to an Ursa Major and tell it ii's his baby Ursa minor.

 

I get "The Great and Powerful Trixie" to vanquish the dreaded Ursa Major.

I give the diamond to Rainbow Dash, and the only way to get it is to beat her in a race. [And even if you beat her, she doesn't have the real diamond.]

 

Not sure if you're lying....better be safe.

I recruit the Wonderbolts to chase down Dash and get the diamond. If it is truly fake, I'll amplify Rarity's gem detection magic with some spell Twilight read in a book. Rarity finds the diamond and I let her put it in her new dress, regardless if she found it or the Wonderbolts found it first. which she wears for hours on end.

 

I like the way you think

Since Rarity found it. [My choice]

Anyways, I make Rarity famous in exchange for the diamond on the dress.

I give the diamond to Rainbow Dash...again! And the only way to get the diamond is to beat her in a race, but this time, the Wonderbolts are on her side! [And even if you beat her, she doesn't have the real diamond.]

 

I mug Rainbow Dash. Problem solved.


I then take the diamond and put in a paradox box. You can't open the box with out being forced to think about a paradox FOREVER.

 

Ok. I think about a paradox and open the box. I'll have forgotten about it by tomorrow morning.

I mix the diamond in with a pile of similar-looking duds.

 

I get Rarity to find the real one for me.

I hide it in my pockets.

 

I mug you as well.



I then give the diamond to Lauren Faust as a gift for the show she made. (Check mate)

 

I scuba dive for it.



I then take the diamond and feed it to Moby Dick.

 

*Harpoons little Moby*

*Allows diamond to float down into a deep trench*

 

I....scuba dive for it.

I throw the diamond into a pit of barbed wire, salt, piranhas, and whatever else is nasty and dangerous.

 

Since I'm already in the pit, I pick up the diamond and leave.


I then magically download the diamond to /b/.