I find the diamond in the signature because yours isn't as cluttered as mine. I hide the diamond in my "too-many-links" signature.
I find it via "Edit user's signature". I take the Diamond, and stick it up a very dark hole... The... well, Dark hole in the galaxy.
I play "White Hole" / Light Hole, whatever and I get the diamond back. I hide the diamond in Earth's core.
I take a... wait, i just turn into... I dig into the core, and lose an arm because of the heat. At least i have the diamond. I take the diamond, and throw it into the junk. And my arm gets back (I have regeneration powers like Deadpool has them)
I call hax. Anyways...I go into the junk and get the diamond. I hide the diamond in my bottled water, and drink the bottle. Thus keeping the diamond intact in my stomach.
I take you, do a fatality on you, and take the diamond out of your stomach. Then, i resurrect you, and make you drink the water and the diamond with it so i can do another fatality on you. You do this, and i do another fatality. Again, i get the diamond out, and resurrect you, but this time i take the diamond and hide it inside a... box you can only open if you turn into a pirate and sing the lyrics of this in your next post (here).
Granted. I convert this thread to another completely unrelated thread. I wish that the diamond was in a secure location.
Because you defied the rules of this game (unreachable), the diamond is in the belongings of the next user posting, and that would be me. I take the diamond and hide it in a... box, which you can only open if you turn into a pirate and sing the lyrics of this in your next post (here).
*Becomes a Pirate and sings the lyrics.* (While being lazy to not type the lyrics.) I hide the diamond in a box that can only be opened if you ninja the one and only, DRD.
I ninja'd you in the past. I go back to the past, take the box with me and... well, ninja you. The box opens, and i take the diamond. I throw the diamond into a lake.
I get the CMC to find it whilst diving, since its not their cutie mark they trick spike into flaming it. It lands on Celestria's head whilst she is try to concentrate and she banishes it to the moon Legand has it during the 1000th longest day of the year the stars will aid in it's escape and It will lead the gems in a rebellion.
I wait 1,000 years and get the diamond. I hide the diamond in a bag in a bag that is in a box that is in a safe and is locked in chains and is thrown into the Earth's core AGAIN!. (Everything is resistant to the flame/heat of Earth's core.)
You let the Diamond fall. I grab it in midair. I win. I take the diamond and bury it in an old Necropolis.
I tap you on the shoulder and then take it while you aren't looking. I drop it into The Bog of Eternal Stench.