Capture the diamond

I ask Derpy to get the diamond from Zoidberg.

I hide the diamond in Derpy's mailbag.

 

I didn't have to retrieve it, Derpy dropped it on me.

I gave it to Rarity.

 

I order a dress from rarity for a friend and manage to get the diamond that way
I manage to get the dress for free by threating to destroy it afterwards so she buys it back :Trollestia:
Gem is hidden behind a somepony else's problem field

 

Somepony else is very selfless, and is thus invulnerable to SEP fields. He gets it for me.

I'm on a horse.

 

I convince the horse to buck you off, dropping the diamond.

I give the diamond to a super intelligent gorilla...

 

I enlist the help oh Gorilla Grodd. He puts the gorilla under mind control and hands me the diamond.

I drop the diamond in the middle of a volcano.

 

....okay, the volcano was dormant and clogged with dried lava so I climb in and get it.

I give it to a pride of territorial lions...

 

I use a heilcopter, hang down and grab it.

I put the diamond in an active volcano.
(hahaha)

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I wait for the volcano to erupt and I catch the diamond in an asbestos baseball glove.



I then put the diamond in a giant cake. (The cake is five stories tall and as wide as a building! Why? Why not!)

 

I grab spike and throw him into the cake, He eats the diamond
I grab spike and fire him out of a catapult at celestria so she banishish him
TO THE MOON

 

Ha! The Moon? I'm about 225,622 miles (363,104 kilometers) ahead of you! I catch the diamond and throw it back to Earth.

 

I catch it, and put it in Celestia's banana bag.

 

I steal Celestia's banana bag, thus capturing the diamond and securing my soon-to-be lunar vacation.

 

jajaja, you are making reference to that animation of Trollestia and her "Do you like Bananas?" question? XD that animation is so.... Trollestia jeje.

Anyway, Im steal the bag from you and run...... but then Trollestia found me!!, I hide the bag behind me, and she dont notice, but anyway she use HER CANNON and SEND MY TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!! whit the bananas bag and the diamond in it XD jeje

 

You drop the bag before leaving the Earth's atmosphere, I catch it.

I flush the bag down the toilet.

 

well, jeje, the cannon whit Trollestia shoot me not send my to the moon, make me fly around the world and land in the sea, where the bag whit the diamond are( beacuse you flush it in the toilet and end in the sea XD), I take the bag, eat a banana XD, and retrive the diamond, but when I try to reach the beach, a whale appear and swallow me XD

 

I hunt it down with Captain Ahab. (He DID catch two whales in the book)


I then attach it to King Ramses' slab. (See Courage the Cowardly Dog for details.)

Spoiler: King Ramses

RETURN THE SLAB!!!!

 

pinkie chokes on the diamond but I save here, get the diamond as a thank you.

I give it to a fully grown dragon to guard.

 

Rarity praise the dragon while i catch the diamond and give to her.