Capture the diamond

Mug rarity on her way back to her house,
Give the CMC the diamond saying they must try their hooves at guarding.

 

Of course they mess up somehow, allowing me to walk in and take it.

I throw the diamond into a vat of nuclear waste....

 

I put on my radiation suit and go and get it.

I throw the diamond into a vat of sulfuric acid.

 

i ask to Twilight take it out of the acid with her powers and give the diamond to her.

 

Twilight's too kind to accept the gift, so she gives it to me. I then give it to Fluttershy.

 

i ask Fluttershy with all the kindness i have and she give it to me. and then i give it to spike.

 

Oh oh! He seems to have "accidentally" swallowed it!

Spikey has ingested the diamond!

 

Spike is rushed to the emergency room as the diamond is magically protected by the rules to stop him digesting it.
I jsut happen to be there so I grab it and hide it in one of the images in this!
Warning the image is large (5mb 2050x2050) but It is totally cool

 

I shine a light at it until it catches the diamond and shines.



I then put my diamond in Waldo's hat!

 

I find WalLY and take the diamond from him.

I put the diamond in an F1 car, and allow it to go on a non-stop journey around the world.

 

The F1 Car gets into traffic, and I get the diamond from it.

I put the diamond in a non-stop jet, that has an infinite supply of fuel, food, snacks etc..., can't be detected by radar, etc..., and it flies everywhere. Without landing.

 

It maufunctions and crashes next to me.
I follow the forums mods for ages and manage to slip it into the forum's moderator controls whilst they are not looking.

 

As a fic mod, i ask for the diamond when they eventually found it. They give it to me

I tore open a portal in time, and flung the diamond into the future, where my evil is law.....wait, what? (easy reference FTW)

 

got into a telephone boot that travels time go to the future icognito and get the diamond secretly on an epic battle against the evil that guards the diamond, then with the same boot i go back to the dinosaur time and give it to a T-rex

 

Diamond is found on a dig and placed in a museum, as the first diamond (d1) has now disappeared from the time stream my diamond radar now points me to it's future self (d2) which I collect.
I create time paradox duplicates for decoys all of them scattered all over Equiestria, and some on the moon for good measure.

 

well, I borrow the Dr Whoof time machine, and also him diamond radar (he has one too XD) to search the real diamon acros the time and space, An epic adventure jeje, finally I found it in the Middle age and back to my own time, but, Opps!, a Knight form the Middle age come whit me and I dont notice it, and completele out of him sense, he run away whit the diamond in him hoof XD

 

I shoot the diamond out of your laser with my laser and hide it in the Arctic!

Spoiler: Is this what you meant Zephyr?

[video=youtube;6jgDEmW9nlU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jgDEmW9nlU[/video]

 

i go with an exppedition to the artic and dig for the diamond, then i trow it into the Sarlacc mouth.

 

I kill the Sarlacc, and travel into it with a protective suit. I then throw it into a pirate ship.

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