Oooh...that's a tough one...I'd have to say...French fries (Unless I could combine the two and make french chips...or would they be called potato fries?) Tomato or Tomaato? (You know, Like that saying Tomato Tomaato, where they have the different pronunciations)
tomato because no one in the history of ever refers to them as tomaato excpet for the purpose of that phrase view of the ocean or view of the moutains?
Eaten by Sparky Cause i know he would be nice about it "That way he'd get burnt eating me" Having to watch G3.5 or having to watch Bratz?
Third option! Suicide! Eating an entire cactus (Spines not included)or nailing your finger to a wall.