*Stares back down, is this real life? Fantasy?* Can't say I have... *Rolls off Eris like a landslide, yep, no escape from realit-... Wait.* ... A what? (.. I blame my friends for these references. GALILEOOOOOO!)
*gets up, brushes herself down* A kumquat! A kumquat you silly goose! *coughs, spontaneously bursts into song*
*Self-consciously checks wings, in case of magical goose transformation spell!* I, uh... still have no idea what that is. *Blinks as Eris bursts into song, joins in! One does not simply ignore a Bohemian Rhapsody number!*
*Gasp!* One does not simply... *Boromir exclaims, as scene fades into a movie setting...* ==The Lord of the Everypony: The Fellowship of the Kumquat (2001)== *Arcu- Boromir picks up the Kumquat after Eris had lost it* Arc- Boromir! Boromir, I tell you!: It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing...
*sighs, turns Gollumir into a kumquat* That has to be some kind of new record! *picks the kumquats up and juggles with them*
*Is now apparently a Gollumir-certified juggleable kumquat. Okay, then.* Jugglemir, now available in stores near you! Also... record? Which one? "Most kumquats juggled"? That one? *Can also communicate telepathically, because telepathic kumquats are best kumquats!*
The record for shortest arrival-to-kumquat-transformation time! It usually takes ponies a few days at least! *kisses the kumquat to turn it back into a pony, then eats the other one* Hehehe~
I'm a record breaker? Cool! *Zips back into pony form, blush-blinks. Kissed by Eris? Yep!* Perk Acquired - Kissed by Eris - All Luck rolls you make now have a 20% increased critical success chance! 20% coole- more lucky!
*Rolls eyes, wasn't me!* That was the system, not me! S'not like I write my own perks... *Stares at Eris, all this grinning and devious chuckling would make her a good villai- Oh, riiiiiiight.*
*Le gasp!* Because a non-perky me would be horrible! Imagine life without my corny jokes and references! *Curls into a ball at the poke! Nuuu! Proceeds to do donuts around Eris, forming a giant "300"! I wonder what that references...*
*Resists the possible jokes. RESISTS.* Ha! You cannot un-imagine it! *Runs awa- Wait, rolls! Rolls away! Rolling butterfly poweeeeer!*
*Stops rolling, turns to face the Gigahorse. Is now suddenly in Gandalf's robes? What?* You! Shall! Not! PAAAAAAAAASS! *Performs a mega hadouken, then falls over from Prince's hyperboop. Yes, I am as confused as you are. Yes, I also want fanart of Gandalf performing a mega hadouken.*
