Hi..What did u do with TRP? *looks at Taffy while trying to figure out who she is and where TRP disappeared too*
"Well, technically Ah am the toaster repair pony, but if you mean Discord, he's takin' a break. Ah'm not really sure where, but he asked me t' fill in for him, so here Ah am!" (Taffy's one of my OCs; they're all on the list in my sig. Don't worry, she's very nice :3)
"Heh. Ah wish Ah could be around to see that; he's always sending me places without warning, like Ah got nothing better to do!"
"Really? Hmmm..." *Discord appears with his ears on fire* My ears are burning; was somepony talking about me? *Taffy looks at Discord, then at Flutters, then back at Discord, before kicking him in the shin* *Discord yelps and hops round in circles, clutching his leg*
*Discord falls over from the kicking and looks hurt* Ow! Why's everypony kicking me?! I was looking after my neighbour's dog! "Aw, Ah feel kinda bad now..."
What!? I'm not driven by food! What do you think I am; a dog? Oh right, the dog... *Discord disappears once more* "Bye, apparently." *looks curiously at Alice* "Have we met? Ah feel like we've met..."
Yes; you have essentially summarized one sentence with another, shorter, sentence. Kudos. Although, I doubt anyone really posts in L2P seriously expecting to win, so that's not really much of an incentive.
It would be pointless to expect to win L2P. "Indeed. Victory shall be ours. Your efforts are meaningless."