Granted. You have to share with Testyal! Testyal loves cake! I wish for a backflip over the moon!!!!!!
Granted, you get nothing, not even the kitchen sink... and all those neccessities. I wish for hands! Spoiler: hands
Granted. You have to eat it with Fluttershy watching. I wish for that Everpony had a bottle of Mountain Dew right now!!
Granted. They hire a new voice actor. (Keanu Reeves! Can you hear him trying to voice Discord!?) I wish for a fun game to play!
Granted Now you don't have to get up at all! In fact, it starts SO early that you won't even need to bother getting in bed! I wish for potatoes!