Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It only lasts five minutes before insomnia kicks you awake.



I wish for a beard!

 

Granted, it's patchy.

I wish for more pez.

 

Granted, but it's been sat on:

Spoiler: sittin' on pez

I wish for Kirby Mass Attack.

 

Granted, your wii breaks.


I wish Thanapony's wii was fixed.

 

Granted. I fixed it after stealing it.




I wish for more ponies in Ventrilo!!!!!!

 

granted, real life ponies start posting


I wish for more suggar

 

Granted! You get a desert made of dessert! You're trapped in the middle of it and there are bee hives and ant nests EVERYWHERE!!!



I wish for episode three of FiM season two to air this weekend!

 

granted, it's so bad you give up mlp



I wish I never lose a friend again.

 

Granted, everyone on the forum stays here forever.

I wish I would stop forgetting this thread exists.

 

granted, you post only in this thread


I wish for more organization

 

Granted, you have a check list for everything, I mean everything.

I wish for a mountain of cotton candy.

 

granted


I wish for spike

 

Granted, Him and the mane 6 show up at your house.

I wish for more time. Dumb time need to slow down.

 

Granted! You have ALL THE TIME in the world!



I wish for a hat!

 

granted, it's heavy


I wish for everypony to be happy again

 

Granted! It lasts forever and we smile so much that even the Joker is kind of weirded out!



I wish for a pencil sharpener!

 

You get a goat pencil sharpener that chews the ends of pencils till they're sharp, but will eat the whole thing if you don't pull your pencil away in time.

I wish for the sea ponies to appear!

 

Granted, you cant see them

I wish for more people who can think logically in my school

 

granted, you have worst grades in your class now


I wish to meet new irl brony today.

 

granted, he doesn't notice you

i wish i had an extra day of no classes