Corrupt Wishes

Granted! So do I!!!



I wish that the download section was back up!

 

Granted, no one puts stuff in it.

I wish for the revival of ska. The world needs more ska.

 

Granted. You get more aquabats. :derpe:

I wish for Dubstep to not become mainstream.

 

Granted, it's underground and you can't find it.


I wish I was a hipster.

 

Granted. You are.

I wish my car was a ricer.

 

granted, however it's WV beetle (new one)



I wish to reach the sky

 

Do you still love me?

 

Granted. You fall after you reach the sky.

I wish I could wish for a wish that wished for this wish to get corrupted but wished it wrong.

 

grated, you got stuck in martix


I wish I didn't know what matrix actually is

 

Granted, you become part of the matrix.

I wish for a cleaner desktop.

 

granted, she gets you too drunk and rapes you xD



I wish for more ponies

 

Granted. There are now more ponies than pokemon and people lose interest.




I wish I knew how much meat to add to cupcake mix to make it unnoticeable....

Spoiler: For science

That's one of the things that's bothering me about that whole "Cupcakes" shenanigans; how does Pinkamena make such a noticeable texture invisible in a baked good? Does she powder/ dry the ingredients to get rid of the texture? Is there a ratio of pony to Cupcakes that we don't know? I might try this with beef one of these days! For science!

 

Granted. We dunno.

I wish for more Souls.

 

Granted. They are virtual on a game.



I wish for an autograph from the Great and Powerful Trixie!

 

granted, she also writes that you're lame


I wish for update on brony.com map

 

Granted. Croatia is the only country not on the map.



I wish for a pie!

 

granted, *throws pie in your face*

I wish for fluttershy

 

Granted, you get the one in my avatar.

I wish for new shirt ideas.

 

granted, it's South Park related.



I wish for ^'s trixie shirt to win the contest