Granted. They use Banjos instead if guitars, add opera vocals, and replace the brass with bagpipes and A clarinets. I wish for a pizza trophy!
Granted. Trixie mugs you and takes everything you have. I wish the goblins would come and take you away. Right now.
Granted. But its mere presence causes you to asphyxiate for no particular reason. I wish for a gibbering orb!
Granted, you attempt to teleport through a graphite sheet and some of your atoms are bounced back. Only half of you reforms on the other side. I wish there were more hours in the night and that I didn't need so much sleep.
Granted, there are now 23 hours of night and you only sleep for 1. I wish I had enough money for driving lessons
Granted. You still fail the test. Also, yay for more night. As far as I'm concerned you never never corrupted my wish. Now to sit back and use my additional time while the agricultural economy crashes. [linethrough]I wish I knew everything that ever was, is, and shall be.[/linethrough] EDIT: Scratch that, I wish the banks closed an hour later on Saturdays so I won't have to wander around town for an hour before archery.