Corrupt Wishes

Granted. The world ends on October 30th.


I wish that schooling was less expensive!

 

Granted, you learn nothing.

I wish for bubble wrap.

 

Granted you get Derpy. :derpe:

I wish for something good.

 

Granted! You get too much of something good, which is bad.

I wish for fresh strawberries!

 

Granted! You have a severe allergic reaction to them!




I wish for another Saturday tomorrow!

 

Granted, but tomorrow never comes.

I wish that my mother's dog would behave itself.

 

Granted, the chairs get up and walk away.

I wish for the day after tomorrow.

 

Granted. You get the movie "The Day after Tomorrow".




I wish for less cold weather!

 

Granted, you die in a massive flood.

EDIT: Ninja'd... ah well, it still applies.

I wish to know all that ever was, is and shall be.

 

granted, zombies


I wish to create zombie threads xD

 

Granted. It gets locked immediately and your IP gets banned.




I wish for a cupcake.

 

granted, it's pinkie made


I wish for earth shrieker

 

Granted, but it decides to have you for dinner.

I wish for a box of Cheez-Its.

 

Granted! It's empty!




I wish for a Pinkie Pie iPod!

 

Granted the only thing you can put on it is pinkie going woo for 15 minutes.

I wish I'd stop getting distracted.

-- Sent from my Palm Pre using Forums

 

Granted, but you spontaneously go blind.

I wish for more Linked Lists!

 

Granted! You get a list of links!




I wish for a computer that can play games!

 

granted, it has no internet



I wish for big hole in ground (so I can jump in it)

 

Granted! It has a hot tub at the bottom!




I wish for warm weather!!!!!!