Corrupt Wishes

This post is post-marked to appear to-day, but was written 4 days ago:

Granted. You get saucy LuprSze.

I wish I was in my own Time Stream!!!

 

granted, you lose The Game


I wish I didn't lose the game

 

Granted. The game wins you.




I wish for a VCR.

 

granted, you have no castes


I wish for new schedule
(current one is:
)

 

Granted. You are now on a 25 hour schedule.




I wish for a key!

 

granted, it's Florida key


I wish for good music

 

Granted. It's a one second song.



I wish for a pizza!
I wish I would stop posting while hungry!

 

Granted, you're never not hungry.

I wish there was a happy Luna emoticon.

 

granted, it's only emotion


I wish I could fly

 

Granted. You get whipped peas instead.




I wish for a TF2 spy watch IRL.

 

This post is post-marked to appear to-day, but was written 4 days ago:

Granted. It's out of batteries.

I wish for more flux.

 

Granted. You run out of Plutonium in the 1980's.




I wish for more cowbell!

 

This post is post-marked to appear to-day, but was written 4 days ago:

Granted, you get a cowbell. It explodes because I packed all the plutonium I don't actually need into it.

I wish for more time travel.

 

Granted. You get violated by Dr. Frank N Furter.



I wish for more Rocky Horror fans!

 

Granted. You're fired.




I wish that I could keep my beard.....I have to shave it off so I can get a better job!

 

Granted, but it looks terrible and you can't fix it.


I wish I could find a hobby.

 

granted, it's BASE jumping


I wish everypony would always be happy