Corrupt Wishes

Granted. You get banned forever!




I wish for a singing voice!

 

This post is post-marked to show up to-day, but was written 9 days ago:

Granted, you can now sing Doom Metal.

.I wish for a for wish I.

 

Granted: But your wish has past it's expiration date.
I wish for infinite apples

 

Granted, you get full.

I wish for I got bucked in the flank by Applejack. :Trollestia:

 

Granted, but to get it you trade your merch... :Trollestia:

I wish for a nice long weekend. D:

 

Granted, but your so tired from the equally long week that all you can do is sleep.

I wish that sleep wasn't necessary.

 

granted, you also don't dream about ponies



I wish there was teleport machine

 

Granted, but it only works one way.

I wish I could turn invisible.

 

This message emanates temporal energies:

Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish for rof hsiw I

 

Granted. You get a mirror, but it can't reflect anything.




I wish for less influenza!

 

This message emanates temporal energies:

Granted, you get super cancer.

I wish people knew where that's from.

 

Granted. None of them care.




I wish for chocolate!

 

granted, it's cupcake flavour



I wish I didn't use that pun so often

 

This message emanates temporal energies:

Granted, you're arms fall off.

I wish for a submarine.

 

Granted, but you can't get in it.

I wish I was good at darts.

 

granted, you can only kill ponies with it now and everybrony hates you


I wish the beat control me.

 

Granted! You can only wear speedos and you can't go inside.





I wish for socks!

 

Granted, they're too small for your feet. :[

I wish I had a mug of coffee!