Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Tenortrouble

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    Granted. It's cold and watery. And is inhabited by a miniature civilization of high tech warrior aliens.





    I wish for bigger socks!
     
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    I wish that heating was working.
     
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    I wish for a pancake.
     
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    Granted. The "pan" refers to a toilet and the "cake" is a poop.

    I wish I could shoot fr*k*n' LASER beams from my fr*k*n' head.
     
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    Granted. You can't turn them off and destroy everything you look at.

    I wish for more pie.
     
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    granted, it's rock pie



    I wish things stay as they are
     
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    I wish for more snow.
     
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    Its sleet. Everyone hates sleet! :cry:

    I wish I could fly, high up in the sky...
     
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    granted, you then crash and die


    I wish for wing suit
     
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    I wish for ALL OF THE WATERMELONS!
     
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    I wish for [insert worldly possession here].
     
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    Granted, <insert corruption here>

    I wish for more RAM. (I bet I can guess the corruption on this one...)
     
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    granted, it's not working



    I wish no one was ever late.
     
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    Granted, the Earth becomes a well-oiled machine. It advances technologically more quickly than ever before. Interplanetary travel is achieved, then interstellar. Humans conquer the known universe.

    Where's the corruption? Seven days from now, you get hit by a car and die on impact. You never see this glorious future.

    I wish I had plasticine to practice my skills on so I don't waste clay on rubbishy models.
     
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    granted, you get plastic muffin


    I wish footage from today are good quality
     
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    Granted, the quality is perfect, but it's in 160x100 resolution.

    I wish for more Rarity in every episode.
     
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    granted, no corruption



    I wish for ^'s wish
     
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    Granted, all the original staff making the series are fired and a whole new batch of staff comes in and is completely off with her character, turning her into a spoiled, ungrateful, spiteful, stuck up pony that isn't enjoyable in anyway.

    I wish for more cold weather! :D
     
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    Granted. The sun burns out and the earth is plunged into an eternal ice age, soon achieving a temperature of absolute zero where it will remain for all time.


    I wish for the ability to play a musical instrument, at a virtuoso skill level.
     
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    Granted! You play the recorder. :[

    I wish for more cold weather in which humans can survive. :p
     

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