Corrupt Wishes

now your parents don't, so you have no hope

i wish i wasn't snipered with my answer

 

Granted. You never posted in the first place.


I wish that I could write better music.

 

Granted, but it is so popular you are killed by a obsessive fan.

I wish had enough money for a new amp.

 

Granted. You get a new amp, but it is a poor quality amp.

I wish for "Da Magiks!"

 

Granted, but since "da magiks" isn't a thing, you get nothing

I wish this forum didn't exist.

 

you don't exist to cover for the fact it does

I wish for a longer VGA cable

 

Granted, it doesn't work.


I wish that I had four hands on my arms.(For teh lulz)

 

you HAD four hands on your arms, but doctors remove them so you feel normal

I wish *insert maddness here*

yep, lazyness

 

Granted, but *insert reply here*

I wish this wish to be corrupted.

/paradox

 

your wish has been done

I wish to us to rewrite G1 with G4 mlp

 

Granted. [Plus Corruption]

I wish for *something*

 

Granted, but it's a hemorrhoid.

I wish for money.

 

Granted. But it's counterfeit and you get arrested.

I wish for Pie.

 

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i wish for e!

 

Granted. Here's your "E" [expected "e" the number value I assume.]

I wish for 42.

 

Granted, you will die when you´re 42 XD.

I wish be a DJ of EveryponyRadio

 

Granted, they don't like you play anything

I wish for an awesome b'day

 

Granted. It sounded as mean, as it came out as.

I wish cake.