Corrupt Wishes

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  1. greyOne

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    Granted, you live in Siberia.

    I wish for popcorn.
     
    #2381 greyOne, Oct 31, 2011
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    Granted. You get a large bag of five year old popcorn.


    I wish for a new wristwatch.
     
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    Granted, it's made with Radium.

    I wish for Radon.
     
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    Granted. Your house is full of it.

    I wish for lead shielding.
     
    #2384 Flatulent Dwarf, Oct 31, 2011
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    Granted, it's injected into your blood flow.

    I wish for Zalgo.
     
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    Granted. It's actually just some old guy hiding behind a curtain.




    I wish someone got what I was referencing in my corruption.
     
    #2386 Tenortrouble, Oct 31, 2011
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    Granted, but I don't tell anyone, so no pony cares.

    I wish for Self Perpetuating Weasel Cannons.
     
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    granted, you can't watch them


    I wish for pain reliever
     
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    Granted. You no longer have any need for it!





    I wish for more soup!
     
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    Granted. It makes you sick when you eat it.

    I wish for more Halloween!
     
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    Granted. You are temporally stuck on October 31, 2011 forever.

    I wish for an ounce of Uuq.
     
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    granted, you die from radiation


    I wish for my thoughts to come true.
     
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    Granted. You briefly think of the end of the universe.

    I wish for a TARDIS.
     
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    Granted, every thought you've ever had comes true, including the bad ones. :[

    I wish I had more time. :[

    Edit: I wish GreyOne didn't ninja post me. :[
     
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    Granted. I now only time ninja you.
    Which is to say: No difference.
    Time Ninja's always dress in style.

    I wish for a toothpick.
     
    #2395 greyOne, Nov 1, 2011
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    Granted. You only have ONE tooth to pick. The rest just fell out.



    I wish for a piano.
     
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    granted, derpy drops it on your head



    I wish for nice sleep
     
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  18. greyOne

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    Alternative for Flatulent Dwarf:

    Granted. It is above you.
    At an altitude of 20m.
    And weighs 750kg.
    With a v[sub]1[/sub] = 0.
    Therefore it applies (750kg * 9.81 m/s[sup]2[/sup] =) 7357.5N of force down onto your head.
    It takes:
    20m = 0 + [sup]1[/sup]/[sub]2[/sub](9.81m/s[sup]2[/sup])(/\t[sup]2[/sup])
    t = 2.019s to hit you over the head.

    Yetione:

    Granted: You never wake up.

    I wish for jelly!
     
    #2398 greyOne, Nov 1, 2011
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  19. JoninFoxNinja

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    Granted. You sleep forever! :D

    I wish for some advil. :[

    Edit: Double ninja?
     
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    Granted. You get ibuprofen instead!
    (Which is advil.)

    (BTW, not a double ninja. I saw Yetione's post, but the wish above was just too tempting.)

    I wish for salami.
     
    #2400 greyOne, Nov 1, 2011
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