Corrupt Wishes

^ I like this kid. :]

Granted, you are on a deserted island where all you can ever eat is salami.

I wish my boredom would go away. :[

 

Granted. You now live in interesting times (An ancient curse indeed!)

I with for trolling *trollface*.

 

granted that you didnt make a wish

i wish that i could be stress free.

 

granted, you're three now

I wish I wasn't so tired atm

 

Congradulations, you are now a slightly greater shade of tired. Forever.

I wish for recursion.

 

Granted.

You can now sleep whenever you want, but only once an hour for exactly 7 seconds.

 

Granted. You no longer exist.

I wish for porcupines.

 

Granted. You get seven foot tall, fire breathing, flesh eating porcupines.





I wish for a tuba!!

 

Granted. You get a tuba toothpaste.
(Oh Celestia, I'm terrible. This act can't go un-pun-ished.)
(Stop me now.)

I wish for socks.

 

granted, but she's a zombie


I wish for this song to last forever

 

Granted, but you go deaf for listening to too much music.

I wish I would live forever.

 

granted, it's boring


I wish I could sleep

 

Granted. You can sleep at any moment, but you aren't allowed to.





I wish for a better job!

 

Granted. But you get fired from it on your first day due to a case of mistaken identity.


I wish for a piano-proof helmet.

 

granted, anvil falls on your head then


I wish for irl brohoof in 10 minutes (will actually get one lol)

 

Granted. The person it wielding hatchet hands.

I wish for a swishy swash hat.

 

granted, someone put mayo in it


I wish for tomorrow's test to be easy

 

Granted, but you didn't study and you fail.
I wish I had Princess Luna as a pet.