Granted, but you have to wait till ZDay is released to use it. (It's a reference to a story on the ZDay forums. If you want to read it: http://www.zdaygame.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3584&sid=167c5cdadef7b9bea8c2955716bf2970 Warning: language may not be safe for work.) If you check it out and decide to join, I'm Teguki btw. I wish GearBox hadn't stolen and trademarked ZDay's name.
Granted. You get Flutter-rage. I wish I could think of a way to put path-finding in my game that actually works.
Granted. Your new home is built on top of a broken-down 2004 Saturn Ion, in a junkyard 10 miles to the west of Ponyville. I wish for a broken leg.
Granted. She immediately goes into a never-ending coma. I wish the Panthers hadn't blown a 3-0 lead tonight! It was painful to watch... Gah!
Granted. You now have a skin condition called "Waffles" which appears every morning. It's similar to acne but much, much worse. I wish for a hug from Derpy.
Granted. She slips and drops you. Then a flower pot. Then an anvil. Then a piano. I doubt you have the constitution of Twilight Sparkle. I wish Nyx was canon.
granted, you get high five .. in face.... with a chair I wish Pinkie Pie was real to make everyone happy (actually, that's kinda true, since I know irl Pinkie Pie (one girl on collage that's same Pinkie Pie to every single bit of personality) )