Corrupt Wishes

granted, they don't work at all


I wish to be a panda

 

granted, you're now one

I wish for everypony to be a pony

 

granted, it's shaped as Florida


I wish for wet Rarity to be her usual look

 

Granted, no say.

I wish for java to be more advanced.

 

Granted, but you get eaten.

I wish everypony had more members.

 

Granted. There are already too many.

I wish for Skyrim.

 

granted, it doesn't work on your pc


I wish for fancy mathematics

 

Granted, but you know nothing about it.

I wish everypony had 100000 members.

 

Granted, site crashes due to overload of users

I wish for people to stop talking about Skyrim

 

(Lol, I find it funny that everyone stopped posting after you said that...)

Granted, now they mime.

I wish for Equestria to be a real place that bronies can visit.

 

granted, but you can't get visa for it



I wish for more modstep (new kind of electronic music)

 

Granted, but you have no access to it.

I wish for winrar to stop popping up for me to buy it.

 

Granted. Now you have no WinRar.
(Seriously, free programs are just as good as purchased ones. IZArc for opening archives, SpyBot for security, GIMP for image manipulation, etc.)

I wish I had a holodeck to play videogames, and videogames to go with it.

 

Granted, it breaks 2 minutes later.

I wish for my keyboard to be more stable.

 

Granted. People lock their horses and other hoofed mammals in your keyboard.





I wish for a game system.

 

Granted you get a Nintendo 64 with a copy of Superman 64. :Trollestia:

I wish for a wish that lets me wish for a non corrupted wish.

 

Granted. You wish that you can never wish again.





I wish for wish-ception.

 

Granted, i cannot compute.

I wish to be able to fly.