Corrupt Wishes

Granted. For five seconds at a time only.





I wish that I posted in the wrong thread.

 

Granted, the thread you post in immediately gets shut down.

I wish pinkepie would throw me a party.

 

Granted. She does it without you.





I wish for a shiny object!

 

granted, it's a bullet


I wish for more Fluttershy

 

Granted, no comment.

I wish there was no more trolling.

 

granted, the game



I wish for more awesome pmv's

 

Granted. They are only to Justin Beiber's songs.




I wish for a dollop of fairy dust.

 

Granted. it wont stretch at all.

I wish for 100 dollars.

 

Granted, it leaks right when you put it on.

I wish for my little pony to last forever.

 

Granted. It sucks souls out of the viewers to stay forever alive.




I wish that my iPod still worked.

 

Granted. It now only plays APPLE.MOV forever.

I wish my netbook's hinges weren't broken.

 

Granted but now it is made of cookies



I wish for a kangaroo riding a banana with 3 wheels while flutterguy sings pinkie pies song

 

Granted, instead you get a MANANA STICKER!


I wish for Frost Trolls.

 

Granted, there evil.

I wish for books.

 

Granted. They are all Twilight.






I wish for volume two of Isaac Asimov's complete works.

 

granted, it's about his laundary


I wish for peace and quiet for tonight

 

Granted. You've gone deaf.

I wish for blubber nuggets!

 

Granted, its the last ones on the planet.

I wish i could stop playing forum games and go relax.