Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you lose all power in your eyes.

I wish for my pants to stay on over night.

 

Granted, but they cut off all circulation in your legs.

I wish Ponies were real.

 

Granted, Its to awesome to corrupt.

I wish for the cure to cancer.

 

Granted, but it causes alzheimers. *also they cured it in Canada apparently.*

I wish for more soda's.

 

^ Granted, there diet.

I wish i didnt have to go to sleep right now... (Night Blize, had fun playing forum games with you)

 

Granted, you have fun staying up forever playing forum games, but your sleep deprivation gets so unbearable you become ultimately sad and unrested. (Likewise)

I wish that people would invite me to events more often.

 

Granted, your the party pooper.

I wish a game i played would stop crashing.

 

Granted, you can never play any other game.

I wish I had gone to sleep earlier.

 

Granted. You didn't get any rest though. Only lost some time


I wish for a golem to serve me!


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Granted but he is made of sand and crumbles at the slightest touch.

I wish I could stop derping.

 

You stop Derping, now Derpy has lost interest...

I wish I could find a big, beautiful, affordable house for rent that allows pets.

 

Granted, you deserve this.

I wish i lived in Equestria.

 

Granted, I'd corrupt it but my mom has the same problem :/

I wish I was more serious.

 

Granted, you are more confused.

I wish i had a lightsaber.

 

granted, you make harakiri with it


I wish my download speed was faster.

 

Granted, but your computer slows down.

I wish my pencils wouldnt break in school all the time during tests.

 

granted, but your paper tors apart

 

Yetione you forgot a wish. Thats your anwser.

I wish i had a pen.

 

Granted. It's a pig pen.:Trollestia:

I wish I could meet friendly aliens from outer space.

 

(You forgot a wish. so this is your anwser)

I wish i had to never stop foruming.