Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you never sleep anymore or leave your computer to eat. You're friends and family get worried about you and try desperately to try and get you away but you just swat them away. Finally you end up passing out. Luckily you were taken to the hospital. When you awake you ask for only one thing. A computer. And the process starts over again.

I wish I hadn't corrupted that wish so in depth.

 

granted, you become boring

i wish the episodes came sooner

 

We all wish that! But sadly doing so would result in poorer quality animation, humour and acting.

I wish to meet friendly aliens from outer space.

 

Granted, they eat your pets.

I wish for L.

 

Granted. Light now knows your full name.





I wish my computer didn't crash yesterday.

 

Granted, it crashes today.

I wish for Fluttermac.

 

Granted. It flies away in fear.

I wish for an applederp of my own.

 

Granted. It consumes your soul and uses it to fuel it's evil powers.





I wish for a can of Mountain Dew.

 

Granted, it's diet and caffeine free.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

 

Granted, your back breaks.

I wish i had a mic that had on echo.

 

Granted, It echos so much you can only hear yourself, no one else *I have that problem with my mic*

I wish My roommate would clean his side of the room.

 

Granted, he forgets to clean yours.

I wish i could make gifs.

 

Granted. You can never create jpegs or pngs or jpgs or bits ever again.

I wish I could code computers.

 

granted, you only know c++.

I wish for a ags.

 

Granted, no one likes your games.

I wish it would snow.

 

Granted, it doesnt show.

I wish for a bgs.

 

Granted, you lose AGS

I wish for cookies.

 

Granted, they are rotten.

I wish for coke.

 

Granted. It's diet,sugar,and caffeine free.

I wish that I didn't have to go to this musical today.

 

Granted, you get killed by a bus.

I wish for pokemon.