Corrupt Wishes

Granted. They are gigantic and violent and destroy the world.

I wish for this internet censorship act to not pass.

 

Granted. The internet goes down.

I wish for more ponies!


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Granted, I'm not corrupting it.

I wish I could go to the Gala.

 

granted, you have to hang out with Prince Blueblood


I wish for new HL servers

 

Granted, No one plays on them.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

Granted. You're now in the middle of a 3 year drouth.

I wish for no script.

 

Granted, the world falls into chaos.

I wish for more sleep.

 

Granted, you cant sleep even though you got time.

I wish i didnt have school tommorow

 

Granted, a tornado destroys the school and all you hold dear.

I wish I could be an Alicorn

 

granted, everypony hates you because you look like Celestia


I wish there was big hole in ground.

 

granted, they eat me


I wish for more good songs

 

granted, you can eat my

I wish for more points

 

Granted. They they are in golf.





I wish for more ventrilo parties.

 

granted, they are never online


I wish for less stress

 

Granted, you gain more anger.

I wish for chicken.

 

Granted, You are given Scootaloo

I wish S2 E8 was here.

 

Granted, we all do.
I wish for pie.

 

granted *throws it in your face*


I wish for more facebook