Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you no longer are a member of Everypony

I wish for a good book

 

Granted, thats the only book you have

I wish to travel with the Doctor

 

Granted, remember what happened to Rose? Yea... That happens to you.

I wish for my birthday to be spectacular.

 

Granted, you die after it.

I wish for twipie.

 

granted, it's pie made of twilight


I wish for some NO2

 

granted, theres no more oxygen.

I wish for quantum physics.

 

Granted, no other science works, causing all medicine and biology to erupt.

I wish for Skyward Sword.

 

granted, your banned.

I wish for a ps3.

 

granted, it explodes. twice


I wish for inspiration

 

Granted, look outside for flying pigs.

I wish to become Batman.

 

Granted, your parents are killed as you watch

I wish for infinite wishes!

 

Granted, the sheer amount of wishes crush you with their weight.

I wish for DRD to have TwiDash :derpe:

 

Granted, Dash leaves Twi for AppleJack soon after.

I wish I could complete this quest on Skyrim pretty soon!

 

Granted, but a Giant clobbers you shortly afterward.

I wish I could ride dragons.

 

Granted, but in order to do so. You must give DRD the almighty TwiDash ship of ships.

I wish for more TwiDash.

 

Granted, but they die in a romantic suicide pact.

I wish for an applederp plushie.

 

Granted, but it's soggy and from bottom of a pond.

I wish DRD would give me pony merch that fits me. (So you can't make it XXXXXS) :Trollestia:

 

Granted, but the package doesn't arrive due to Derpy being the mailmare.

I wish for more ponies.

 

Granted, you insult him beyond imagination though.

I wish I could play Skyrim more.