Corrupt Wishes

Granted. They're literally two kays next to posts.
I wish I had a pretty green crystal under my member title.

 

^ Granted, i rep you but it wasnt enough.

I wish for a red gem.

 

Granted, but you dropped it, sorry.

I wish for Spider-Man.

 

Granted, he cant spin webs.

I wish for venom to become spiderman

 

Granted, but Spider-Man has jagged teeth and ate you.

I wish for a skirt.

 

Granted, its ripped and they see everything.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

 

Granted, I want the same so no corruption.

I wish my cousin could be quieter.

 

Granted, you get louder.

I wish notch was better.

 

Granted, He's too good to make Minecraft.

I wish I knew why there was so much derp.

 

Since theres herp.

Why does derpy work for a shipping company?

 

TriLightDashyHooves. (Yup. 4.)

Is that enough?

 

I wish we can get back to wishing, instead of stupid questioning

 

Granted, but the question thread will now have wishes

I wish my cousin could sleep with the light off...

 

Granted, but the sun's already up, silly.

I wish I was Deadpool.

 

Granted, but you're forced to sit in a wheel chair forever.

I wish my bus would come on time and not make me late...

 

granted, although the bus will always puncture
I wish all ursas were tamed

 

Granted, but spike grows up and kills twilight.

I wish for owlwishes.

 

Granted, but also have no voices to wish with.

I wish Nintendo never made Twilight Princess.

 

Granted, but... wait... Why?

I wish for less spam.

 

Granted, but these threads will continue to exist anyway.

I wish Nintendo put more effort into Twilight Princess so it didn't suck so hard and make Snowy sad-face.