Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but it turns out to be Scootaloo.

I wish my grandpa wasn't so negative about things.

 

Granted. Can't corrupt something I'm familiar with.

I wish ponies would be on during Thanksgiving.

 

granted, they are for dinner


I wish for some cereal

 

Granted, it has no milk.

I wish for ham.

 

granted, it's made of fluttershy, then I come and beat you up for eating fluttershy


I wish fluttershy was real

 

Granted. No corruption

I wish people wouldn't make wishes that are uncorruptable.

 

Granted, your wishes are made the worst.

I wish for the dumb.

 

You get a clone of Garfielt.

I wish for a boat.
A wonderful boat.
In which I float.
While drinking a float.

 

Granted, it sinks.

I wish for 50$ donator and lime set on mikescape.

 

Granted. Your house turns into your object of desire.

I wish for an object of desire.

 

Granted, its a pig,

I wish to stop animal abuse.

 

Granted. Humans are now slaves to animals.

I wish for more ponies.

 

Granted, no say.

I wish for more FLUTTERSHY!

 

Granted. You are now forever a-pony.

I wish for.

 

Granted, you actually get a wish.

i wish for the end of war.

 

Granted. The wars always end.

I wish for a shift key.

 

Granted, lol wut?

I wish i could make gifs.

 

Granted. You learned of paint.net

I wish for toy(ing) fist(ing) fun(ing)

 

Granted, there weak.

I wish for icecream.

 

granted, it's Mayo flavour


I wish to hug Scootaloo