Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Yetione

    Yetione Local snowpony

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    I wish there wouldn't be a mess in my head.
     
  2. zora-heart

    zora-heart A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted, now theres fire in your head XD.

    I wish circumnavigate the world to meet all the bronies.
     
  3. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    I wish for lyrical mad skills.
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    You gain such a large vocabulary it drives you insane. You spend the rest of your life in a soundproof, padded cell where no one else can hear you.

    I wish Gummy had teeth.
     
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    Granted, and he gobbles you up.

    I wish to ride a shooting star.
     
  6. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Granted. You die in the vacuum of space.



    I wish for an awesome hat.
     
  7. zora-heart

    zora-heart A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    granted, is a gigant silk Hat adorned whit diamonds, Rubbys and Shappires, but is so heavy that crush you XD.

    I wish my parents let me go to the concert of Katty Perry in my country XD
     
  8. Twilight Spinki

    Twilight Spinki An Everypony Regular

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    Granted, but she does a stage dive and crushes both your legs and fractures one of your ribs.

    I wish that I was Super Pony, the greatest and arguably smartest pony in Equstia. Try to beat that.
     
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    Granted, but you're turned into a female genius - And you've been sent to the time when female geniuses were considered Witches. Everypony takes a torch and a pitchfork and hunts you for the rest of your life. Your power is great, but can't withstand the power of a 1.6 billion ponies.

    I wish for... whatever. Just corrupt it.
     
  10. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Due to the specific parameters of your wish it is incorruptible. Wish granted.



    I wish I could think of something to wish for.
     
  11. Luprony

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    Granted, but you forget what it was.

    I wish I was in some sort of coma, where I have a dream about living in the world of Equestria just as it is in the show, and I never wake up.
     
  12. Ripp_

    Ripp_ A Pony Every Pony Should Know
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    Granted, but your still a human and everyone is scared of you and you dont get to talk to anypony

    I wish for MUFFINS!
     
  13. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    They are made of plastic.


    I wish for a super memory.
     
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    Granted. You can remember being born.
    But you can never forget.

    I wish I was Lauren Faust.
     
  15. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Granted. Your name has been legally changed to "Lauren Faust"



    I wish that I could walk through walls.
     
  16. Affection

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    Granted, but you get stuck halfway

    I wish for a skateboard
     
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    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Granted. It is a mini skate board only large enough for an ant to ride.


    I wish for titanium teeth (James Bond on the mind....)
     
  18. Luprony

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    I wish my parents were were My Little Pony fans.

    EDIT: You beat me to it, Tenortrouble. By the way, your teeth are too heavy to use effectively, so you live on a diet of mash potato and soup.
     
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  19. zora-heart

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    Granted, Now your parents are so fans of MLP that their use the computer all the time and never let you use it XD.

    I wish have the power to make the images of MLP that I want come true, become real.
     
  20. Ripp_

    Ripp_ A Pony Every Pony Should Know
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    Granted but you cannot undo it and acientlly bring a dragon through
     

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