granted, you spell it wrong and no one visits *grammar nazi mode off* I wish there wouldn't be a mess in my head.
You gain such a large vocabulary it drives you insane. You spend the rest of your life in a soundproof, padded cell where no one else can hear you. I wish Gummy had teeth.
granted, is a gigant silk Hat adorned whit diamonds, Rubbys and Shappires, but is so heavy that crush you XD. I wish my parents let me go to the concert of Katty Perry in my country XD
Granted, but she does a stage dive and crushes both your legs and fractures one of your ribs. I wish that I was Super Pony, the greatest and arguably smartest pony in Equstia. Try to beat that.
Granted, but you're turned into a female genius - And you've been sent to the time when female geniuses were considered Witches. Everypony takes a torch and a pitchfork and hunts you for the rest of your life. Your power is great, but can't withstand the power of a 1.6 billion ponies. I wish for... whatever. Just corrupt it.
Due to the specific parameters of your wish it is incorruptible. Wish granted. I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Granted, but you forget what it was. I wish I was in some sort of coma, where I have a dream about living in the world of Equestria just as it is in the show, and I never wake up.
Granted, but your still a human and everyone is scared of you and you dont get to talk to anypony I wish for MUFFINS!
Granted. Your name has been legally changed to "Lauren Faust" I wish that I could walk through walls.
Granted. It is a mini skate board only large enough for an ant to ride. I wish for titanium teeth (James Bond on the mind....)
I wish my parents were were My Little Pony fans. EDIT: You beat me to it, Tenortrouble. By the way, your teeth are too heavy to use effectively, so you live on a diet of mash potato and soup.
Granted, Now your parents are so fans of MLP that their use the computer all the time and never let you use it XD. I wish have the power to make the images of MLP that I want come true, become real.