Corrupt Wishes

Granted, shes poisoned.

i wish to see fluttermac come into the show.

 

Granted. They kill off both characters.




I wish for a hoard of mutant spider monkeys to do my bidding.

 

Granted, they kill your mom.

i wish for a pet dog.

 

Granted. It's for dinner.





I wish for a radioactive calculator.

 

Granted, it cracks and the radiation kills you.

I wish for 6 fingers.

 

Granted. They grow out of your eyebrows.



I wish for an epic beard.

 

Granted, its orange.

I wish for more pony shirts.

 

Granted. They are baby sized.




I wish for a better computer.

 

Granted, its so small you need a microscope to play it.

I wish for my own laptop so i can forum all night.

 

granted, it has Arch Linux on it


I wish I could sleep long today

 

Granted. The day lasts forever.





I wish for a minigun.

 

Granted, no ammo.

I wish for a riot shield.

 

Granted. You also have a complementary riot.




I wish for a metric ton of coal for Christmas.

 

Granted, it crumbles into dust.

I wish for eyebrow parasites to not mate.

 

granted, now you don't have any

I wish there wasn't and problems with registration for my friend

 

Granted, fixed.

I wish for more memberz.

 

Granted, You are no more!

I Wish I could watch S2 E8...

 

Granted, 240P.

I wish for the hub.

 

You get a hub...cap

I wish I could multitask better


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Granted, you must do 2 things at once.

I wish for replying.