Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It's me.



I wish there was more pie.

 

Granted the pie is made of cement of covers you.

I wish for eternal unending happiness


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Granted. In Martian, "happiness" means to be deprived of pie for long periods of time.




I wish for a battery.

 

granted, everypony around you is unhappy

 

Granted. One wumba will arrive in your mail three to five business days.


I wish for a Trogdor.

 

Granted, what?

i wish for tuna potaoes.

 

YOu are burninated for not knowing of the TROGDOOOOOOOOR! Then you get tuna potatoes.




I wish more people knew of Trogdor.

 

Granted, less people know about My little pony.

I wish for more icecream.

 

granted, it's oatmeal flavor


I wish for more potatoes

 

granted, no gravy.

I wish for internet.

 

Granted. They abduct you and steal your brain.




I wish for oatmeal.

 

Granted, in specs.

i wish the internet didnt abduct me.

 

Granted, you fail life though.

I wish for red gems.

 

granted, you get banned for it

I wish I could give rep to ^ (he deserves it)

 

granted, i rep you instead.

I wish for a fluttershy shirt.

 

granted, it's corrupted Fluttershy


I wish for ^t-shirt (one from latest we love fine contest (sorry, pixel, your t-shirt is awesome too), but that t-shirt is awesome) )

 

Granted, it burns in a fire the day after you buy it.

I wish for more rep.

 

Granted. It's negative rep.




I wish that DRD went to rehab for his +rep addiction.

 

granted, but you're addicted now


I wish I won't wait for my vegetable.. um, I mean pizza on cafeteria (well, technically, it's vegetarian pizza, so.. close enough)