Corrupt Wishes

Granted, red.

I wish for 10m gp.

 

Granted, you get 10m but all the items prices go up by x10.

I wish to punch someone in the face.

 

granted, you get more F1 races


I wish for more dubstep pmv's

 

Granted, me to.

i wish for more sigs.

 

Granted. They are badly made.

I wish for more "stuff."

 

Granted, good stuff.

I wish for more icecream.

 

Granted, Twilight and RD play with your ice cream. (Oh god. :Trollestia

I wish for more.

 

Granted, you cannot see though.

I wish words were cooler.

 

granted, it's where pinkie pie makes cupcakes out of you


I wish for some cheese

 

Granted, its sour.

I wish for pancakes.

 

granted. no filling


I wish for pancakes

 

Granted, no syrup.

I wish for longer sigs.

 

granted, conspiracy only



I wish for more time

 

Granted, but days are only 60 seconds.

I wish for my brothers ipod to support everypony.

 

granted, it's broken in way that it's stuck to it's adapter, so you can use it only when you're close to the plug


I wish for more conspiracy Keanu

 

Granted, what now?

I wish cupcakes was never made.

 

Granted, cupcakes were never made. Now you have only normal sized cakes.

I wish Christmas was here!

 

granted, you get no snow


I wish I didn't just got confused

 

Granted, you're always confused and for that short span of time things made sense.

I wish it actually did snow in Florida. :[

 

Granted, the snow kills you.

I wish there was no more animal abuse.