Corrupt Wishes

Granted. The Joker still thinks you're serious.





I wish that my fever would go away. The only cure is more cowbell.

 

Granted.

I wish for more time to be with you ponys.

 

Granted. Lights will be turned all night off

If only I could be on holidays

 

Granted.

I wish rain had 300 posts.

 

Granted. I'll reach 300 posts soon

I wish Danvid23 could hate bread

 

Granted, no.

I wish i had a chinchilla.

 

Granted. Chinchillas can fly

I wish you had a parrot

 

Granted. It's a rock.





I wish for more Jimmy Buffet.

 

Granted, but hes gone insane.

I wish to see derpys parents.

 

granted, he kills you


I wish for more awesome wallpapers

 

Granted, but awesome to you is dead fluttershy.

I wish for more bronys.

 

granted, they are new mean generation of bronies



I wish for more people on skype

 

Granted, but there all mean.

I wish for more icecream.

 

granted, you get too much of it and gain too much weight

 

(granted)

I wish for more CMC.

 

granted, they get their cutie marks and are no longer CMC


I wish not to forget what to wish for

 

Granted, you forget how to post.

I wish the walking dead was back.

 

granted, but you're now a zombie


I wish for more R.Kelly parodies :derpe:

 

Granted, but there all 240p.

I wish for more Popcorn in your sig yeti.

 

Granted. It's actually corn pops. COMPLETELY different!




I wish for another muffin!