Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but I thought you said "Cookie."

I wish for a better computer.

 

Granted! My cookie shows up in the motherboard!



I wish for a potato GLaDoS!

 

Granted, she's annoying and yelling about lemons.

I honestly do wish no one spoils Portal 2 for me on here.

 

Granted, you'll end up never playing it.


I wish for nap time

 

Granted! You are sent back to kindergarten! Naps everyday!




I wish for.....SHRUBBERY!

 

Granted, but it's a Strawberry.

I wish someone would take me back to the past.

 

granted, tome for dinosaurs


I wish for happiness for v poster

 

Granted, but he's sad anyway.

I wish The Joker and Batman had a final fight.

 

Granted. It's never finished.





I wish I didn't burn myself making muffins.

 

granted, you get chocked by eating it


I wish I didn't picture myself now as SAP (Socially Awkward Penguin)

 

Granted. You are now Nice guy Steve :Trollestia:



I wish that people knew what meme I was talking about.

 

granted, but you get mixed memes *inserts Steve's cap*


I wish more people would understand internet

 

Granted. They now have difficulty understanding anything else.



I wish that my siblings could drive themselves home.

 

Granted, you can't drive now and must swallow your pride and bug your siblings to drive you everywhere instead.


I wish I had more hats.

 

Granted. They are in TF2



I wish for a sharper pencil.

 

granted, you accidentally kill yourself with it


I wish for derpy mail

 

Granted. You get 10,000 paper cuts. And she raids your fridge.





I wish for more pony memes.

 

granted, they are lame


I wish for more memes

 

Granted. They're all terrible memes. Nobody likes them. And they smell.

I wish I were a Ferret.

 

Granted. Your parents inform you he has "gone on vacation, perhaps taken a cruise"
The heartbreak is immense.


I wish for a bag Of pennies.