Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but they are chocolate ones and have melted.


I wish for a pineapple.

 

Granted, it's under the sea and has a sponge living inside it. There is a rock and mini-Easter-island head adjacent to it. The residents of such are a starfish and a squid respectively. They get into highjinks on a weekly basis but one can only feel their original misadventures were the best.
Too bad there's no way to observe these shenanigans.
Oh well



I wish for super speed.

 

Granted, but your Sonic shoes wear off shortly after getting them.

I wish I had more time to spend before work today. :derpe:

 

Granted. you're fired.




I wish for a flaming burrito.

 

Granted, you get a taco.

I wish for flank.

 

Granted. You get a piece of paper with flank written on it.

I wish for some Chinese food


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Granted. My dad made it.

FYI: he cooks lo mien like pasta is cooked....as uses linguine.



I wish for a cool pair of glasses.

 

Granted. They are broken.

I wish for Colgate. :derpe:

 

Granted, its nasty.

I wish for more fluttemac.

 

Granted, you get TwiDash instead.

I wish to annoy. :derpe:

 

granted, you annoy yourself.

I wish for more pie.

 

Granted! It's Pinkie Pie! THIRD GEN PINKIE PIE.




I wish for another episode of FiM to come out today.

 

Granted, it comes out but it is the series finale. :Trollestia:

I wish for more relationship episodes of MLPFIM.

 

Granted, me to.

I wish for more applebloom.

 

Granted, she gets more cutie pox in the next episode.

I wish for more Scootaloo.

 

Granted, no more twidash.

I wish for drd to get 2 more posts.

 

granted, now he geots -7k posts


I wish not to be ninja'd

 

Granted. You will get ninja'd in a different thread.

I wish for ninja.

 

granted, but your avatar and sig changes to Spikity

 

Granted, no question so I get a free wish and my avatar and sig turn back into TwiDash.

I wish for more.