Granted. My santa hat (for now) is invisible. I wish... the night would last forever. Muahahahahahahaha!
Granted. It turns out that forever is a fairly relative term to wish granters. Who knew. I wish for a bike.
Granted. It cant explode and has self esteem issues due to this problem. It requires constant attention and talks ALL the time about getting different colored shoe laces. I wish for the best burrito I have ever eaten.
Granted. You got a free doses of worst diarrhea (it's a disease/medical status, not a curse word) afterwards. I wish for more gaming platforms and consoles (that are good) and some good games that come with them.
Granted. It goes down so well that everyone get jealous and kick you out for ''hacking the RP''. I wish for some time to record something today.