Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Tenortrouble

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    Granted. You find them... in three different places.



    I wish that I could play guitar like a boss.
     
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    NOT THE HEADPHONES! I love this game.

    Rainbow Dash executes the biggest sonic rainboom ever, turning everyone deaf.

    I wish I never had to pee ever again.
     
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    Granted. You have no lower body.




    I wish I could live in two places at once.
     
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    Granted, you split in two.

    I wish I could meet Lauren Faust.
     
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    Granted. She punches you in the face.


    I wish that I had a limo.
     
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    I laughed pretty hard at that corruption.

    The Limo smells of cheese. BAD cheese too.

    I wish Elvis was alive. And a brony, if possible!
     
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    Granted. He WAS alive.



    I wish to have the ability to grow another eyebrow at will.
     
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    Granted! You have eyeballs growing out of your armpits now.

    I wish I had more water right now.
     
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    Granted, but they are poisoned.

    I wish for cake

    Edit: Read the wrong page, derp
     
    #309 Ciphered, Jul 20, 2011
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    Granted, but I made it.

    I wish I could speak every language.
     
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    Granted, but only one word at a time before you have to switch languages.


    I wish for mind control powers!
     
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    Granted, but everyone else has them and tells you to stop.

    I wish everyone I meet didn't punch me in the face. :(

    Edit: This always happens to me!
     
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    Granted, you now have complete psychological control over hamsters.

    I wish I could turn invisible. And to avoid the obvious corruption, I can turn it off at will.
     
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    @ Lupony Don't edit that....it fits in a funny way!


    Granted you make a high pitched whistle when you pass from sight.


    I wish that I could sing like David Bowie or Freddie Mercury.
     
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    Granted, you sing like David Bowie, but now you like him:
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    Sorry I found this image of him and looks me funny XD

    I wish can breath under water and still breathing air too.
     
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    Granted, you're a man-fish!

    I wish I could jump off a building and survive.
     
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    YES!!!!!! My wish got better!


    @ Twilight Spinki Granted. You can jump off of a building and survive, but only until you hit the ground!


    I wish that I was a contortionist.
     
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    Granted! But you dislocated your spine, paralyzing yourself in the process.


    I wish I was a magician.
     
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    Granted. You explode at complete random.



    I wish I was better at corrupting wishes!
     
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    Granted! Your corruptings are 20% cooler, but use only 3 words.

    I wish I could play sports better.
     

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