Corrupt Wishes

^ Granted, but you get mine.
I wish for chicken

 

Granted. It's overcooked

I wish for cupcakes!


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^ Granted, no frosting.

I wish for more wishes

 

Granted. They all backfire (they always do).

I wish for... nothing.

 

Granted, you get nothing

I wish for more MS Paint skills

 

Granted, you get a bad nothing.

i wish for inb4out.

 

Granted? But I don't know what that is so yeah...

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow

 

Granted, instead you have community service.

I wish you all a good night. (Cya tomorrow!)

 

Granted, sweet dreams though.

I wish for a new shirt.

 

Granted, but it's ugly

I wish I had cool teachers

 

Granted, but there to cool for your brain to handle.

I wish i had money.

 

granted, but you can't spend any of it.

I wish My cat didn't have bad breath

 

Granted, but you have bad breath instead!

I wish my guinea pig didn't poop so much.

 

Granted, but now your guinea pig is turned in to a rabbit, because rabbits are way cooler then guinea pigs

I wish my brother could come home for Christmas

 

Granted, but he comes home and eats your presents.

I wish for some more pumpkin pie.

 

Granted, but it's over cooked.

I wish it was Christmas break all ready

 

Granted. Everyone realizes that Hanukkah is so much more fun.




I wish for a peach float from Iconium.

 

Granted, dont we all.

I wish that i could fly.

 

"... right up to the sky but I can't."
You can!

And now you've just wasted a wish.

I wish I had some plasticine.

 

Granted, uh?

I wish for yummy pie.