Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you're allergic

I wish for more sleep

 

granted, you sleep so much you don't have time for poines


I wish for more time for ponies

 

Granted, you lose your job

I wish for food

 

granted, you eat too much and you get fat


I wish for teleport machine

 

Granted, but you teleport to the time of the dinosaurs, and get lonely.

I wish for more time.

 

Granted. You are now stuck within a pocket of time.




I wish for an old fashioned stopwatch.

 

Granted, It doesn't work

I wish for a FiM clock

 

Granted. It's a cheap nock off that breaks the next day.

I wished all my wishes weren't corrupted D:

 

Granted. Only 99.99999342% of them are.




I wish to be bitten by a radioactive Santa Claus, thus gaining all of his powers!

 

granted but you turn in an elf

I wish we didn't have to watch the Muppets

 

Granted. The Muppets are awesome.




I wish for a bigger keyboard. The one I use is two or three octaves shorter than a full piano.

 

granted, but it breaks

I wish my hair was 5 in longer

 

Granted. it gains sentience and decides it wants to rule the world.



I wish for a potato garden.

 

Granted but your potatoes don't potate
I wish for food

 

Granted, poison food.

I wish for some more cake.

 

Granted, Exhausted-Applejack helps make it

I wish for more games

 

Granted, but there all poorly made.

I wish for some wings.

 

Granted, they're too small to be beneficial

I wish for Christmas @ home.

 

Granted. Beg to get the tickets

I wish I could eat a big cake

 

Granted, but it's gluten free and taste like crud

I wish school was out for Christmas