Corrupt Wishes

Granted, it's 5 am.

I wish I could morph into animals!

 

granted you only morph into a hybrid of every single animal at once

I wish to not be so sick

 

Granted, but your computer breaks instead.

I wish I could live in equestria.

 

granted. A nuclear bomb just hit it.

I wish for a higher educated society

 

Granted, your not educated.

I wish for some cake.

 

granted, it salty

I wish there was way to got to Equestria irl (not including Equestria in South Africa)

 

Granted! You can only get there at a rate of one cell per year!




I wish that I had Ventrilo on my computer!!!!!!!

 

granted, it doesn't work


I wish for more ponies

 

Granted, they are zombie ponies

I wish for zombie pony

 

Granted! They are ZOMBIE PONIES!!!!

EDIT: Best ninja EVER!


I wish for five Zonkos and a bar of choxygen!

 

granted, someone divides by zero one second later


I wish for new episode next week

 

Granted! There is a new episode of Barney the Dinosaur next week.




I wish that they finished making Half Life.....

 

granted, it's worst game ever made


I wish I didn't make funny mistake now (that you'll never see)

 

Granted! Your trousers catch fire!






I wish for a larger vocabulary!

 

Granted, you can't buy it

I wish the MLP episodes will during 30 minutes instead of 20.

 

Granted! they spam ads. And pyros.




I wish this game would download at a reasonable rate.

 

Granted, but they only release one episode a year.

Wishes he was back in London.

 

granted, he is Chick Norris and he RoundHouse kicks you in your face


I wish for more pony puns

 

granted you go deaf, blind and mute

I wish to not feel sick anymroe

 

Granted, your internet goes down.

I wish i had skyrim.