Corrupt Wishes

granted, it won't work on your computer


i wish for more music mixes

 

Granted, but they are all horrible.

I wish for a new pet.

 

granted, it's a mosquito


I wish to have magic

 

granted, any magic you do kills you

I wish to have faster internets

 

granted, it runs away and you can't catch it


I wish I wasn't so sleepy

 

Granted, your to happy.

I wish I could be alive forever.

 

granted, you get stranded on a desert island with no means to escape

I wish everyone was happier

 

Granted, but your sad.

I wish I had ice cream on a cone.

 

Granted, with a flavour that you hate

I wish I had a hug from everypony

 

granted, they are bear hugs *bear hugs*


I wish I wasn't so tired

 

Granted, your just exhausted

I wish I had a computer down here.

 

granted, it doesn't work

I wish for more epic music

 

Granted, me to.

I wish for some star wars.

 

granted, you can have everything SW related except ToR

I wish for time in the day

 

Granted. Luna goes all Nightmare Moon on your flank.




I wish for another glass of water.

 

Granted, you get acid water.

I wish I had many things I can never get.

 

granted, you got pregnant (LOL)

I wish for more chocolate

 

Granted. You get the Bubonic Plague and a small pile of tasty, red fish.



I wish for an awesome mustache.

 

Granted, but you have to wait that grow => 0.5 centimeter per year.

I wish for a brohoof ! /)

 

Granted.

TO YOUR FACE.

I wish for more Vinyl x Tavy