Corrupt Wishes

granted, it's filled with ocean water


I wish for new mobile phone

 

Granted, but it cannot use every pony.

I wish I could have a surprise party

 

Granted but you over slept

I wish I could have lots of friends

 

granted


I wish for good thing for v poster

 

Granted, but you lose a toe.

I wish for a drink.

 

Granted it's polyjuice

I wish i had more chocolates

 

Granted, almond.

I wish for some faster typing.

 

Granted, you don't know what to type anymore

I wish for the return of Nightmare Moon in next season.

 

granted.

I wish for some scary stuff.

 

Granted, your internet is blocked in the Justin Bieber official page.

I wish for a brushable Derpy doll.

 

granted, me to.

I wish i knew more Local Bronys.

 

granted, they don't like Fluttershy


I wish for more honesty

 

Granted but you went deaf and blind

I wish for a warmer coat

 

granted


I wish I was better at game I've been playing for one day

 

Granted, but you lose your soul.

I wish I had some integerity.

 

granted, you get banned


I wish for more funny stories

 

Granted, but your computer won't load the page with them.

I wish I could have a life.

 

granted, you get skyrim

I wish for more puns

 

Granted. They are about you.





I wish for a day off on New Year's Eve.

 

Granted, but you work for the rest of your life.

I wish I could have more ice cream.