Granted, but they are in a language you can't understand. I wish I had the best computer in the whole world! (Princesses like to game...)
Granted, but Moores Law means that your computer is defunct within 5 years. I wish for good weather tomorrow.
Granted, but you lose your job. (Or you can't go to school anymore.) I wish I had someone to snuggle...
Granted, she sends you to da mooooooo- wait, your already on the Moon? Fine, she sends you to Pluto. I wish for Z-ray vision. Two better than X-ray.
Granted. Your taste buds and sense of smell stop working so you can't enjoy it. I wish it was next Saturday.