Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. You only wake up for 15 minutes each day.

    I wish knew where my toe socks were.
     
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    Granted. I am wearing them.


    I wish that I didn't have a horrible headache.
     
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    Granted. The police arrest you for being a sock thief!

    I wish I understood what was going on on the radio chat. It's a tad... different there... :dunno:
     
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    Granted! Now you can only speak in Swahili.




    I wish for another bowl of chili.
     
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    Granted. It's cold and doesn't taste very good.

    I wish my cold would have gone away and I would have made it to the GT yesterday.
     
    #3645 Dragonbait, Jan 23, 2012
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    Granted you get hit by a car on the way to the GT

    I want a giant pie
     
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    Granted, your pie is filled with poisonous berries and you are obliged to eat it or else the grand wish master will come and take away your pillows.
    I wish I had a personal masseuse
     
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    Granted, you massuse is an assasin trying to kill you and therefore breaks your back

    I want a new laptop
     
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    Granted, however every time you use it you must balance a large pitcher of water on the back of your strong hand.
    I wish I suddenly had Bill Gate's income.
     
    #3649 Marshmallow Sparkle, Jan 23, 2012
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    Granted. It can't take a battery and has nowhere to plug it in.

    I wish I had more time to watch ponies.
     
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    Granted, you killed Princess Luna and Celestia can no longer raise the moon so the rest of time is just one long day.
    I still wish for Bill Gate's income.
     
    #3651 Marshmallow Sparkle, Jan 23, 2012
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    Granted you would eventually spend so much time watching ponies that you would get fired from your job
     
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    Granted. You are only paid in small coins. And they are counterfeit.

    I wish i was independently wealthy so I didn't have to worry about a job for more pony watching time.
     
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    Granted, you must watch G1 ponies and no other ponies.
    I wish to rule the Daleks.
     
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    Granted they would overthrow you

    I wish I lived in Equestria
     
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    Granted, you're instantly banished in a cage in the Everfree Forest
    I wish I had a hat like trixie's
     
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    Granted. Turns out that the hat is magic and contains a black hole. You get sucked in.

    I wish for a nice, hot cup of soup.
     
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    Granted, it's alphabet soup and everytime you stir it the words "seven days'' shows up and after eating it you get a call saying "Seven days".
    I wish I knew where I left my ocarina.
     
    #3658 Marshmallow Sparkle, Jan 23, 2012
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    Granted. You know that you left it in the toilet that hadn't flushed.

    I wish for work to be quiet and calm all week.
     
    #3659 Dragonbait, Jan 23, 2012
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    granted that you die of boredom

    I want a pony
     
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