Granted I eat it I wish my tolerance of creepypasta wasn't so odd (I read cupcakes and can handle high octane nightmare fuel, but completely lose it when I see slenderman)
Granted, it drives to to the brink of insanity. You take the final step yourself. I wish I had some chocolate to go with this wine.
Granted, it's one of those 30 minute deliveries or it's free things. They get there in 29 minutes, 59.99 seconds. The pizza's cold, it doesn't taste very good, and the driver goes off with the $100 bill you gave him and doesn't give you change! I wish I could nap longer.
Granted, you are now a dragon and are stuck sleeping for a hundred years. I wish I was one of my OC's.
Granted. It's the one that no one likes and you are... forever alone... I wish I hadn't found that creepy picture...
Granted. You flunk out of school and end up as a hobo living on trains. I wish I didn't have to do my taxes.
Granted! You are now dead. You know what they say about death and taxes! :derpe: I wish that my brony meetup was still going on!
Granted you are sick and can't go. Not that I'd know anything about that. I wish it was already 10AM EST.
Granted - all you do is fetch coffee and donuts. They don't let you see the art or voice actors. I wish for fantastic weather this weekend.
Granted. It is fantastic for Yetione in the fact that it snows a ton! everyone else has to drive rush hour traffic. :derpe: I wish for an easy way to write an essay.