Granted. You are now a potato. I wish that I wasn't a moron. ......and that my four step plans would work.
Granted. Derpy eats them all before you can taste even one. I wish for more two part MLP: FiM episodes.
Granted! They never release part two, but rather, they continue the season like part one never happened. I wish grammar more betterer.
Granted. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. :Trollestia: I wish for Big Macintosh and Cheerilee together in the next episode makes us all go D'awwwwwwwwww
Granted. The show gets canceled because rapid soccer moms think Big Mac is offensive. I wish that I could see my eyebrows.
Your eyebrows are now of abnormal proportions; a curtain of mangy hair over your eyes. You suffer from various skin irritations and social isolation due to your now hideous appearance. I wish for marshmallows ~Mendy
Granted. It turns out to be carniverous and eats you. I wish people would drive like they are in a parking lot when they are in a parking lot. (Just came in an inch of getting hit because some guy was too impatient to let me park.)
Granted, but everyone starts to park odd... and you're boxed in! I wish for the ability to travel through time.
Granted. You have to clean the roads all the way back to your home with your tongue. I wish my nose would stop running.
Granted. They are so bad, you don't even groan. I wish for Colgate to look like your sig during the show.