Corrupt Wishes

granted, how that's how Colgate toothpaste looks during South Park show



I wish for new episode of Top Gear

 

Granted. They're all dead by his arrows.

I'd wish I could go back in time and helped in the creation of everypony.com

 

Granted. You meet yourself and the world ends.

I wish I could go to BroNYcon

 

granted, you have to meet me irl


I wish plans for BroNYcon go well

 

Granted. You would blow up Jarren's ears with your poetry. :Trollestia:

 

no wish, granted, you get a wish


I wish that ^made a wish so I could corrupt it

 

Granted.

I'd wish that my wish is uncorruptable and uninjable.

 

Granted. They make a wish that is impossible to corrupt

I wish people would stop asking me about poetry

 

Granted. They will stop asking about poetry... As long as you keep doing it.

I'd wish my computer was better.

 

Granted. It's an Apple Mac :Trollestia:

You know what I really wish, I want to swim with some colourful fish :derpe:

 

Granted.

You're swimming with gay piranha. :Trollestia:

I'd wish I was as fast as Rainbow Dash.

 

granted, now you're part of italian mafia which will ensure you'll swim with fishes


I wish for some photoshop skills

 

Granted. You can now poolry alterate screenshots to not look like you've been ninja'ed :Trollestia:

I wish for more wishes.

 

Granted. ThePoeticPony has returned briefly to corrupt those wishes

I wish I could leave this website for at least more than 30 seconds

(omg so much ninjaing)

 

granted, all other your posts get ninja'd


I wish I wasn't so sleepy

 

Granted. It does that in front of your family.

I'd wish I was not feeling so miserable after reading My Little Dashie.