Granted. You are only miserable while you read it. And now you are doomed to read it. Forever. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED I wish that it wasn't 2:15 AM. :derpe:
Granted. You're a lonely, weak and almost dead tree at the top of a mountain, with no company around. I wish my book was published.
Granted. My autobiography blows it out of the top seller charts I wish I could connect my guitar to my laptop so that I could record my music
Granted. They are all stopped from being heard because of the RIAA. Yes, even in other countries. I wish that I could stay home and watch ponies all day tomorrow.
Granted. The Serbian one is now the original and all the others are dubs. I wish I could find a gif of Sweetie Belle going "Oh, come on!"
Granted. You don't have any of the ingredients you need. I wish I was a butterfly, so I could thank Celestia for giving me wings
Granted. You go to Trollestia by accident and end up on the moon. :Trollestia: I wish for Hasbro to take notice that Luna won the I *heart* Ponies Mare-A-Thon and puts more of her into the episodes.
Granted! She only speaks in clicks and whistles and smells very strongly of old socks and cheese. Yes, even through the television screen. I wish it snowed harder!
Granted. You now live in Antarctica. I wish I knew why these ants like my computer desk so much. There's not even any food at it!
Granted. You're taken to the ant queen and are trapped underground forever I wish my lava lamp was working
(seriously?) Granted. The song "Friday" plays over and over in your head. I wish there were more emoticons for the forums right now
Granted. The server melts after overheating. I wish I that in my dreams I would go and live an alternate life and ponyville and when I went dreaming there I would come back here :derpe:
