Granted, your computer can't run it. (Try Gimp - it's free!) I wish I didn't have to smell all this toner at work today.
Granted. Your co-worker's farts are much worse I wish there wasn't so much trouble going down for Liverpool FC
Granted. Your feet are on.....chicka boom......chicka boom.......chicka boom........FIRRRRRREEEEEEE! I wish that I could have a book club with Twilight and Discord
Granted. Your hands are instead. I'd wish I'd met somepony from where I live. NINJAED I wish I am the master of all ninjas.
Granted. Nopony ever talks to you again because they can't see you I wish I could see the look on his ^ face for getting ninja'd all the time
Granted. It's the same one Applejack uses in "Applebuck Season" I wish I could be home, for Christmas nah nah nahnah nah nah nah nahnahnah nah nah nah
Granted. It's a normal, old, tired pony, that does the restless job of having children on top of him all the time. I'd wish more newponies would actually stay
Granted. It's so sunny all crops in the world dry up (no pizza to nom) I wish I'd met you guys earlier
(aww cute) Granted. It's as painful to watch as G3.5 ponies I wish I knew what to do with the rest of my life
Granted. It's over the top grimdark and gore. I wish the guy I work with hadn't gotten himself fired. I'm going to be so freaking busy at work again.
Granted. But it's I-Carly 23/7 with only an hour for Rugrats I wish I hadn't nommed all my custard creams and jammy dodgers