Corrupt Wishes

Granted But the ones you didnt eat went bad and your house now smells
I wish this wish was invalid

 

Granted! So are you.



I wish for there to be a solution to paradoxes.

 

Granted: there all played by that one chick i don't know who plays as Hannah Montana

i wish they made more episodes of the office

 

Granted, they all suck

I wish everyone on the interwebs could learn to spell properly

 

Granted, but that's all they can spell correctly

I wish I had a lifetime supply of strawberry banana jello.

 

So you're a [size=-4]mmmmmm-brony[/size] who likes mmmmm-bananas? (Banana jello. Same difference)

I know where you'll go bananas! On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



I wish that I was the best at space!

 

graned, to the moon


I wish it wasn't so windy

 

Granted. You're now on the moon where there is no wind

I wish I could maintain my dignity for at least 2 minutes

 

Granted you now have too much dignity
I wish i knew the true ways of the Brony

 

Granted. YOU KNOW TOO MANY OF OUR DARK SECRETS TO EVER LEAVE

I wish Fluttershy had more episodes

 

Granted. She snaps out in every single episode.

I'd wish the radio played more Avast.

 

Granted. It's the Supersaw remix (btw insane Fluttershy is awesome)

I wish that I hadn't seen that super sad comic farewell based off of My Little Dashie

 

Granted! They travel near the speed of light towards your exact location....unfortunately, that is very literal.




I wish for another potato.

 

Granted. He does Rarity's voice for the rest of Season two and most of Season three.





I wish for a better microphone.

 

Granted. Your voice now sounds terrible

I wish I was feeling less ill today

 

Granted: your now dead.... but no longer ill

i wish that Sean Connery would guest star on My little pony

 

Granted. He is shot just before they reach the Holy Grail

I wish I hadn't wasted half the day puking