Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Yetione

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    granted, you wasted your whole day


    I wish for clam evening
     
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    Granted. They snap at you when you touch them

    I wish to be in a Steven Spielberg film
     
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    Granted, you're one of the skeletons in The Goonies.

    I wish that half-term never ended.
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. Now, the night will last forever!

    I wish they all could be Equestria girls.
     
  5. Yetione

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    granted, but they are not ponies anymore


    I wish that I would stop chewing on wires
     
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    Granted. You start chewing on people instead.

    I wish I could invent a new colour
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. It is outside the spectrum of human (or pony) sight.

    I wish they would open the doors to the arena already!
     
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    Granted. Which arena? The one on the moon?

    I'd wish I could actually decide about my favorite things on the show.
     
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    Granted. You find that the bad things outweigh your favourite things

    I wish that you knew, I wish you could see, I wish I could show you how much you mean to me
     
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    granted, but how do you know who am I



    I wish for petrol
     
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    Granted. It's spilled all over the Atlantic. Go get it.

    I wish for more avast!
     
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    Granted! There is less of Fluttershy's @$$.




    I wish for more Sodium Thio Cyanate.
     
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    Granted. The nucleus becomes unstable which forces the formula "8NaSCN" to revert back to it's original form of "8NaCN + S8", which leads to the production of cyanide that you ingest unwillingly.

    I wish I wasn't so much of a smartarse
     
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    Granted. Now you're a dumbarse. (Took the obvious one)

    I wish for them to make real Daring Do books.
     
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    Granted. The ending of the 6th book is leaked and you find out that Daring Do is killed at the end of the book even before you read it.

    I wish there were more episodes of "Sherlock"
     
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    Granted, they change the entire cast and writers and have Michael Bay direct it.

    I wish for dim sum.
     
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    Granted. The entire catering staff spits in it as you're eating.

    I wish more people could see the "Smile Smile Smile" song
     
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    Granted, they see the song but their hearing goes.

    I wish that I had a pet Pinkie Pie.
     
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    Granted she starts tasting you and becomes obsessed with making cupcakes.

    I wish for more disposable income.
     
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    granted, but you have to pay 140% tax on it


    I wish that pizza today was better
     

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